Filed under: Sweet Ass Links
The Top 10 Evil Corporations [Ask Men]
10 Amazing Drunk Girls of St. Patrick’s Day [Comedy]
8 Video Game Fights We Want to See, But Never Will [The Netwerk]
6 Subtle Ways the News Media Disguises Bullshit as Fact [Cracked]
There’s a Gene That Helps Regrow Body Parts [Gamma Squad]
Ryan Reynolds Might be the Green Lantern [FilmDrunk]
Jimmy Kimmel Talks Leno On Letterman [NextRound]
New Housing Construction Fell 5.9 percent [JS Online]
Wal-Mart to Employ Price Cuts on Grocery Items. Sends Big F-U to Traditional Grocers [Market Watch]
Artificial Photosynthesis is Better Than Natural Photosynthesis [Daily Kos]
MySpace is Selling Your Personal Info. Sorry [RWW]
Man to Break Mach 1 by Diving 23 Miles In the Air [NY Times]
Not Only are Uggs Atrocious, They’re Bad For Your Feet. Win Win [Telegraph]
Bananas Prevent HIV Infection [MNN]
Record Labels: Change or Die [Gizmodo]
Follow ITSB on Twitter. Just Because [ITSB On Twitter]
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7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips That Will Put You In the Hospital [Cracked]
The 4 Worst Disguises Used in Robberies [Gunaxin]
Meet the First Officially Genderless Person [Blame It On the Voices]
Tiger Woods is Going to Golf Again, Just Because [Guyism]
Heidi Montag Thinks She’s An Actress Now [wwtdd]
Hitler Without a Mustache [Buzzfeed]
Elmo Feeling Aubrey O’Day’s Boobs [COED]
Ten Near Perfect Cars [Wired]
Top 100 Jobs in America [MadeMan]
You’d Look Ridiculous Driving This Coffee Powered Car [Inhabitat]
Corey Feldman Bailing on Corey Haim’s Funeral [The Superficial]
America’s Credit Rating is On the Verge of a Downgrade [NY Times]
New Overdraft Rules Could Screw You Over [Fox Business]
Toyota Lawsuit Solved. The Drivers Were Born In the 30s [Biz Insider]
New National Broadband Plan Might Be Lame [NPR]
Dog Swallows $20,000 Gem. Owners Pissed [NY Daily]
Florida Vampire to Run for President. Seriously? [WTSP]
Woman Grows Breast Implants from the Fat on Her Belly [Mail Online]
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11 Deeply Existential Signs and Billboards [11 Points]
5 Things Monkeys Can Do Better Than Most Humans [Cracked]
15 Creative Structures Made of Beer Cans [Oddee]
9 Real Life Levels of Hell [Holy Taco]
First Photobomb Discovered [Afrojacks]
Buy This $25,000 Ferrari Children’s Car [DVICE]
Four Minutes of Iron Man Awesomeness [FilmDrunk]
How to Get Hired With Social Networking [UPROXX]
Korean Man Marries Anime Body Pillow [Ned Hardy]
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11 Best Deep Voiced Boyz-II-Men Monologues [11 Points]
7 Oscar Winners that Suck Now [Ranker]
Zack Galifianakis SNL Promos are LOL [Afrojacks]
Your 3rd Grade Science Textbook as Written by Gary Busey [Cracked]
Darth Vader Disco Ball is Awesome [Technabob]
Blind Gamer Beats Ocarina of Time [Gamma Squad]
21 Apps Apple Doesn’t Want On Your iPhone [Info World]
The 10 Most Addictive Sounds In the World [Fast Company]
3D-Ready TVs Arrive Before 3D is Even Available [DVICE]
Internet is Third Most Popular News Medium. Maybe Because It’s Free, Duh [CNET]
Marijuana Use Increases Risk for Psychosis [Yahoo News]
Playboy to Begin Outsourcing. Could Possibly Feature Ugly Women [Chicago Tribune]
Man Discovers Fossil In His Garden Rockery. People Have Garden Rockeries? [Telegraph]
Bacteria Becoming Stronger, Immune to Antibiotics. Human Race Screwed [NY Times]
Some Vaccines Could Cause Autism In Healthy Children [Google]
Pat Robertson Believes God is “Even Angrier With Chile Than Haiti.” [Open Salon]
Follow ITSB on Twitter [ITSB on Twitter]
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16 Badass Movie Soldiers [Gunaxin]
10 Songs You Should Never Play at a Bar [Holy Taco]
Who Would You F-Marry-Kill [Turd Ferguson]
Chimp Sent to Rehab On Account of His Drinking and Smoking Problems [The Province]
First Look at Iron Man 2 Action Figures [Pop Eater]
The Best of Quagmire [Heavy]
Kim Zolciak is a Lesbian. Don’t Worry, I Don’t Know Who She is Either [Us Mag]
Don’t Turn On Your PS3 Until PSN Bug is Resolved [Engadget]
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter [Gamma Squad]
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10 of the Strangest Workout Videos You Will Ever See [Guyism]
7 Extremely Nerdy Pick-Up Lines [College Humor]
Lightsaber USB Thumbdrives are Cool/Look Like Robot Penises [Think Geek]
The Dumbest Things Beauty Queens Have Ever Said [Huff Post]
Some People Try Way Too Hard to be Hip [Caveman Circus]
Real Life Buzz Lightyear [Unreality]
The Flash Gets a Director [FilmDrunk]
How to Get to 100 Years Old [Ned Hardy]
This Particular U.S. Embassy Looks Lame [Guardian]
New Trend: Stores Send You a Text Message As You Approach Them [NY Times]
How Google Remains to be Awesome [Wired]
2010: China Will Dominate America. 1990 Japan Will Dominate America [Washington Post]
Jobless Claims Rose…Again [Business Week]
Creatures From the Deep Look Frightening [Frozenly]
Former KKK Member Involved With the ‘64 Slayings Sues FBI [WBBM]
Patients of CoxHealth Were Exposed to Deadly Levels of Radiation [News-Leader]
How Not to Apply For a Job [Gawker]
Low-Carb Diet Can Increase Bad Cholesterol Levels [Yahoo News]
Woman Has Sex with 15 Year Old Boy, Tells His Mom About It In a Drunken State [NWF]
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10 Athletes Who Royally Screwed Up [COED]
The 10 Nerdiest Chess Sets [Topless Robot]
30 Things You Probably Don’t Know [Afrojacks]
The 7 Types of Internet Lists [College Humor]
Zoolander Sequel. YES [NextRound]
Twins Separated at Birth Ended Up Marrying Each Other. Hilarious Incest Ensues [Times Online]
Howard Stern to Host the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant [Guyism]
Captain America Front Runners Kind of Suck [FilmDrunk]
When You Buy a Game, Who Gets Your Money? [True Slant]
How Proactiv Manages to Get Celebrities to Star in Their Commercials [Stanford]
Apple Preparing to Have An ‘Explicit’ Section Added to Their App Store [Cult of Mac]
Recording of Michael Jackson’s 911 Emergency Call [WWTDD]
What Your Face Reveals About Your Health [Yahoo Health]
Son of a Hamas Founder Was a Long-Term Spy for Israel [Yahoo News]
GM Rehires Former President and CEO, Fritz Henderson, For $3,000/hour [CNN Money]
Denny’s Social Network Plan Ruined by Taiwanese Man, Dennys Hsieh [cnet]
Hospital Infections Kill 48,000 a Year [MNN]
Woman So Fat, She Can’t Be Shot. Actual Headline [3 News]
Government Funding Crisis In Europe Won’t Affect America. Wrong [Bloomberg]
