Filed under: People Who are Bat Shit Insane, Retarded Things, Stuff That's Weird, Videos
Probably not the best Lady Gaga cover I’ve seen, but definitely the most disturbing. Cannot be unseen.
Filed under: Keepin it Real Nerdy, Loss For Words, Retarded Things, Stuff That's Weird, WTF
We all knew this was coming, and it’s finally here–the iMaxi iPad Case. This is for the person that enjoys overdone jokes and is desperate to get a laugh or two from the observing public, but probably won’t.
from ETSY
“Introducing Hip Handmaids’ exclusive iMaxi—the only Apple iPad case made with protective wings!
With its durable vinyl outer layer and plush, quilted-cotton sleeve, the iMaxi helps keep your iPad clean and dry. Plus, the iMaxi’s Velcro-latched, advanced wing design wraps snugly around your device, so your iPad always stays where it should. Best of all, it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing data leaks that would make any motherboard worry!
Each handmade iMaxi can be easily customized to fit your active lifestyle. Choose from white, white/red, or all-red interior options. Or if you don’t see a color you like, just ask! We can even use red thread on the interior for that special…uh…“lived in” look.”
Visit the product page if you’re interested in buying one. In my honest opinion, it looks more like an adult diaper than a maxi pad. So not only are you offending women who are on their menstrual cycle, you’re also offending the elderly, who could easily mistake your iMaxi for their own personal toilet on the go. Enjoy that train wreck when it happens.
Filed under: Images, Retarded Things, Stuff That's Weird, Throwbacks, WTF
Filed under: Ain't Lyin', Retarded Things, Stuff That's Weird, WTF, You're Lame
(Click the pic for the gallery)
from ETSY
“For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.
Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.”
If you feel like wasting $35, get one here
My favorite line, “Removing your Gothic Garb, laying you roughly upon my “Sacrifice Altar” (Twin size futon).” How evil. Click to enlarge.
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Filed under: In the News, Loss For Words, People Who are Bat Shit Insane, Retarded Things, WTF, You're Lame
Peter Montenegro, the homely gentleman pictured above, was arrested Wednesday for the attempted murder and robbery of Amarjit Kaur, the kind neighborhood ice cream truck driver. That isn’t a mugshot you’re looking at, that’s his fucking high school photo. Look how mean he looks–and the kid’s only 15. Can you imagine how terrible he’ll be when he’s 25? First it’s ice cream trucks, then pretty soon it’ll be luxury cars parked outside the local liquor store, because this kid’s got nothing going for him. I’m thinking that good parenting is in short supply.
from KCRA
“At about 2:41 p.m. Feb. 3, Vallejo police responded to a report of a woman slumped behind the steering wheel of an ice cream truck in the area of Springs Road at Castlewood Drive.
The truck was near Springstowne Middle School, where Kaur apparently regularly sold ice cream.
According to a detective, Montenegro and another boy allegedly demanded money from Kaur.
The detective said Kaur, a recent immigrant who did not speak English well, had trouble understanding their demands and was shot when the boys thought she was not responding quickly enough.”
Who the fuck robs ice cream trucks? Ice cream trucks, puppies, public access television, and babies are the only decent things we have left these days. He could have easily just robbed a strip club, or run an underground gambling rig in his basement. The possibilities are endless. Tsk tsk.
