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Probably not the best Lady Gaga cover I’ve seen, but definitely the most disturbing. Cannot be unseen.
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Peter Montenegro, the homely gentleman pictured above, was arrested Wednesday for the attempted murder and robbery of Amarjit Kaur, the kind neighborhood ice cream truck driver. That isn’t a mugshot you’re looking at, that’s his fucking high school photo. Look how mean he looks–and the kid’s only 15. Can you imagine how terrible he’ll be when he’s 25? First it’s ice cream trucks, then pretty soon it’ll be luxury cars parked outside the local liquor store, because this kid’s got nothing going for him. I’m thinking that good parenting is in short supply.
from KCRA
“At about 2:41 p.m. Feb. 3, Vallejo police responded to a report of a woman slumped behind the steering wheel of an ice cream truck in the area of Springs Road at Castlewood Drive.
The truck was near Springstowne Middle School, where Kaur apparently regularly sold ice cream.
According to a detective, Montenegro and another boy allegedly demanded money from Kaur.
The detective said Kaur, a recent immigrant who did not speak English well, had trouble understanding their demands and was shot when the boys thought she was not responding quickly enough.”
Who the fuck robs ice cream trucks? Ice cream trucks, puppies, public access television, and babies are the only decent things we have left these days. He could have easily just robbed a strip club, or run an underground gambling rig in his basement. The possibilities are endless. Tsk tsk.
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When two guys get into a fight, I think the last thing to cross their minds is to take their fingers, and grab the shit out of the other dude’s testicles. Not only is that a really fucking lame move, it’s also against man law. No matter how heated a physical altercation gets, you never, never, EVER, go below the belt. Unless of course you’re a pussy and have the temper of a five year old.
from Keys Net
“Y Le, 27, who lives at the home on Starfish Lane on Sugarloaf Key where the bash was taking place, was reportedly trying to get people to leave because it was late, around 2 a.m.
Another man, 42-year-old Vinh Pham of Key West, said he was playing cards when Le told him to leave, and he got angry. That’s when the two men started arguing and the melee erupted.
At one point, Le attacked Pham with a beer bottle, cutting his face. Pham then punched Le, dislocating his jaw.
As the fight continued, Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham’s testicles, “puncturing them with his fingers,” Herrin said.”
Testicle grabbing is reserved for women, children, and police dogs. Way to go, Le–you just lost respect from men everywhere. I’ll be sure to mail you a tampon, a coloring book, and a milk-bone as soon as I can. Those should satisfy all the dimensions of your lost man-hood.
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Nick Snider, a 21 year old model, was arrested last Monday for being a drunk asshole and wearing t-shirts that have stupid, totally outdated phrases on them. From the looks of it, he traveled downtown in more ways than one. If you don’t catch my drift, he tried to bargain with the police by offering oral sex for his release…multiple times. I’m pretty sure that only works if you’re a chick, or if you’re in San Francisco.
from NY Post
“A top male model from Manhattan who has appeared in Prada ads is facing criminal charges after reportedly offering oral sex to Arkansas cops in return for letting him go following an arrest for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.
Nick Snider, 21, was busted on Monday morning after causing a disturbance at a friend’s house near Little Rock. When cops approached Snider, he told them that he is “a very famous model,” according to police records obtained by thesmokinggun.com.
Snider offered the officer oral sex in return for his release. The officer declined, according to the report.
Snider, who also has a home in Orlando, then allegedly repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where he “also harassed the booking jailer with similar sexual comments,” according to the report.”
I bet he’s the kind of guy that likes to touch dude’s butts and yell no homo, then think about it later on when he’s in his bed watching episodes of America’s Next Top Model that he Tivo’d the night before.
A trucker crashed into a house after choking on a side order of Wendy’s Chili. This just goes to show that men do not have the ability to multi-task, and that we’re fat asses that can’t wait to sit down at a fucking table to eat terrible tasting food.
from CNews
“LOWELL, Mass. (AP) — Police say a lumber truck crashed into a Massachusetts home after the driver was knocked unconscious when he choked on chili from Wendy’s.
Lowell police say Eric Gremm reported that he choked on the chili when the truck hit a bump, causing him to pass out. The flatbed truck veered off the road and slammed into the foundation of the home.”
If you can’t eat while you’re driving, then you aren’t qualified to be a trucker. I can eat and drive–I do it all the time. Especially when I have babies and fine china in the car.
