I'm Totally Serious, Bro

Nick Snider, a 21 year old model, was arrested last Monday for being a drunk asshole and wearing t-shirts that have stupid, totally outdated phrases on them. From the looks of it, he traveled downtown in more ways than one. If you don’t catch my drift, he tried to bargain with the police by offering oral sex for his release…multiple times. I’m pretty sure that only works if you’re a chick, or if you’re in San Francisco.

from NY Post

“A top male model from Manhattan who has appeared in Prada ads is facing criminal charges after reportedly offering oral sex to Arkansas cops in return for letting him go following an arrest for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.

Nick Snider, 21, was busted on Monday morning after causing a disturbance at a friend’s house near Little Rock. When cops approached Snider, he told them that he is “a very famous model,” according to police records obtained by thesmokinggun.com.

Snider offered the officer oral sex in return for his release. The officer declined, according to the report.

Snider, who also has a home in Orlando, then allegedly repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where he “also harassed the booking jailer with similar sexual comments,” according to the report.”

I bet he’s the kind of guy that likes to touch dude’s butts and yell no homo, then think about it later on when he’s in his bed watching episodes of America’s Next Top Model that he Tivo’d the night before.