A girl, who was in a knife fight with her boyfriend and ex-lover (classy), found out she was pregnant after she realized that her stomach pains were caused by a fucking baby round-housing the shit out of her stomach. How can someone with no reproductive organs still be able to conceive a child? By conventional means, this girl is shit out of luck, but unfortunately for her…the man juice she downed days before found its way to her phantom vagina. You know what they say–abstinence is the only way to prevent pregnancy. That, or contraceptives. Thanks, science.
from Discover
“Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora. An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born…
A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract.”
I guess that’s just the miracle of life…or fate likes to fuck with people. I choose the latter.
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