I'm Totally Serious, Bro

Robots are all over the internet today, and they could be all over you too in the near future. Some futurist said that robot prostitutes could make an appearance in our sad, dismal future. I don’t think I’d nail a robot unless it was hot, resembled that of a celebrity, and was so realistic that I would forget I’m sticking my penis into an electrically charged metal socket.

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“It sounds like science fiction, but robot bar staff, hotel rooms that change colour, cruise ships as big as aircraft carriers and even robot sex are part of the future for travellers, a tourism conference has been told.

Even robot “prostitutes” that would not pass on diseases such as HIV could make an appearance, he said.

“But you’re talking about extreme futures.”"

We’re pathetic. The fact that we’re even thinking about making sex-bots is pretty ridiculous. Yea, I can understand sex dolls, but robots that actually reciprocate all the amenities that come along with human intercourse…wait, that sounds fucking awesome. Count me in.