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I can’t even imagine killing a puppy–I’m tearing up just thinking about it. I seriously fucking love puppies, unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger, who I’m now convinced is satan manifested into human form.

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“NBC Los Angeles: The Hayden Bill, enacted 11 years ago, requires that California shelters provide care to animals for at least six days before euthanizing them. According to a report by the Legislative Analyst’s Office, the state could save $23 million by slashing that mandate in half.

The cost of recovery for each animal adopted is typically paid for via fees, but the LAO claims that keeping these animals alive a few extra days does nothing for their long-term.”

Give them the bailout, Obama. It’s worth it.