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I'm So Ronrey
Thanks to Japanese Intelligence Officials, we now know that N. Korea is planning to fire ballistic missiles towards the main islands of Hawaii, and bringing the battle to American soil. However, their Taepodong-2 missile has a range of 4,000 miles, while the main lands of Hawaii are 4,500 miles away. Kim Jong Il may look like a crazy scientist, but don’t let his appearance fool you–he’s actually a retard.
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“The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles, would be launched in early July from the Dongchang-ni site on the north-western coast of the secretive country.
Intelligence analysts do not believe the device would be capable of hitting Hawaii’s main islands, which are 4,500 miles from North Korea.
It was announced today that the U.S. has deployed anti-missile defences around Hawaii in response to the threat.
North Korea test-fired a similar long-range missile on July 4 three years ago, but it failed seconds after liftoff.
U.S. Defence Secretary Robert Gates said the additional defences around Hawaii consist of a ground-based mobile missile system and a radar system nearby.
Together they could shoot an incoming missile in mid air.”
Damn, we can shoot missles in mid-air? That’s some Ironman shit, holla.
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Enjoy the new theme. WordPress likes to fuck with me.
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Alignment is off on the posts. Hang tight…
It’s official–come monday, Jon and Kate Gosselin are going to announce that they are getting divorced; an outcome that we all saw coming. Their trainwreck of a marriage was showcased on Jon and Kate Plus Eight on TLC. I would watch that show and be like, dude, their life truly sucks. I get stressed out just watching them. I mean, these people have to deal with 8 kids running around and screaming during the entire show. Whatever though, Kate is a bitch. I heard she denied one of her kids water during filming. I also heard that she kills puppies. It’s true, believe me.
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“The source says that Kate recently met with a divorce lawyer. Another source told RadarOnline.com that the couple had previously agreed to separate by July 15.
But that timetable has now been pushed forward.
TLC released video earlier Thursday teasing that a major announcement was coming. And while many have speculated that it centered on the couple splitting up, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that the marriage is over and Jon will file divorce papers next week.”
Now that we got them out of the way, we have to deal with that other woman who had 8 kids…Octomom, or something like that. With a name like Octomom, you would assume that this woman was some sort of freak sporting 8 arms, but instead she has 8 kids. Isn’t there already a show like that? Oh yea, Jon & Kate Plus Eight. Old news.
10 year old Colby Curtin’s dying wish was to see Pixar’s new movie, Up. I think everyone can agree that Pixar is a real top notch company. All of their movies are hilarious and moving, they’ve never gotten below 90% on Rotten Tomatoes, and they continue to bring new and innovative ideas to the big screen. A rat who cooks, monsters collecting screams to power a city? Who the fuck thinks of that shit and executes them so well? Pixar. It’s nice to see that some companies out there really do care about their customers.
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“From the minute Colby saw the previews to the Disney-Pixar movie Up, she was desperate to see it. Colby had been diagnosed with vascular cancer about three years ago, said her mother, Lisa Curtin, and at the beginning of this month it became apparent that she would die soon and was too ill to be moved to a theater to see the film.
After a family friend made frantic calls to Pixar to help grant Colby her dying wish, Pixar came to the rescue.
The company flew an employee with a DVD of Up, which is only in theaters, to the Curtins’ Huntington Beach home on June 10 for a private viewing of the movie. [...]
Colby died about seven hours after seeing the film.”
To the family members of Colby, I’m so sorry for your loss.
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Coming to you from a 90 year old woman, so you know it’s good. Here are the first 15. Hit the link after to see the entire list.
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone…
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay check.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about..
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.
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